Duane Michals PDFs

The following links are to PDFs Duane Michals began sending in 2020

Send on 2/25/22

Dear All,

Dedicated to Admiral Cooper.

 

Mr. Gilbert & Mr. Sysifus presents…

The Pittsburgh Pirate of Penzance
“I’m adrift to say a thankful thanks to you
for ACW’s epaulets and sailor’s top hat too
with a horny hornpipe toot”
Taran Tara, Taran Tara

I am the perfect model of a model perfect birthday gift
Full of generosity / without pomp-os-ity or thrift
I’ve taught a school of fish, and know the mysteries of the sea
I sail the ocean blue in a pink and blue tu-tu
And eschew a tattoo on my chest
And celebrate a nautical piece of cake
With Billy Budd in my bed
I rant Taran Tara / Taran Tara

I’ve information subliminal /  animal and vegetable
And sip me hearties hard-on treat /  a seashell brine so TERRIBLE
Anchors away with this motley crew
Ahoy ahoy, I say Adieu
I walked the plank / while the ship sank  / without a single thanks / or howdy do.
I joined an admiral overboard

Where we became shark stew.

Taran Tara, Taran Tara
Ye Olde Duane of Yore

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Sent on 2/18/22

Dear All,

This is the last willy and testicles of Duane Michals:
I Duane MIchals, being of sound mind, herby leave you tea for two, and two for tea, and nine for me and none for you.
Ye Really Olde Me
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Sent on 2/17/22

Dear All,

Ninety
We number 3 are 1 + 2 equal you.
Oh say can you C, 4 equals 5 while I’m alive.
Minus 3 and we are back to 2 = 4
Close the door, number 10,
pick up sticks again, WHERE?
8 close the gate,
too late the cat got out and ate 9 mice,
not nice if you’re a mouse.
Listen, listen again,
I hear mother calling,
It’s time to eat soup.
It must be 7 o’clock.

30 + 30 + 30 = 90
Ye Really Olde Duane

 

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Sent on 2/13/22

Dear All,
On the occasion of my 90th birthday, I am auctioning my first NFT!
You too can get horny with my Self Portrait as Unicorn NFT.
Here is a link to the auction, which is live now until Thursday.
If you have questions about purchasing NFT’s on Open Sea, this is helpful:
Auction ends Thursday the 17th, the day before my birthday, so please spread the word!
Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on 2/11/22

Dear All,
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Ye Olde Duane

Sent on 2/4/22

 

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Sent on 2/4/22
Hi All,
Oh what murders
we conceive
With bloodied rugs
we weave
On the stroke
of midnight’s eve
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on 1/27/22
Hi All,
Tweedle Do and Tweedle Don’t.
Tweedle Duane

 

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Sent on 1/20/22

Dear All,
Who’s on first?
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on 1/14/22

Hi All,
Now you see it, now you don’t.
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Sent on 12/31/21
Dear All,
20 + 22 = 42 hugs for you.
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on 12/10/21

Hello all,
Jingle bells, jingle all the way!
Santa
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on 12/ 1/21

Hi All,
Huff and puff and the unicorn’s bluff!
Dr. Duanus
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sent on 11/23/21

Dear All,
Oh Daddy-O!
Dr. Duanus
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send on 11/15/21

Dear All,
R E A D  M E
Dr. Duanus
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Sent on Nov. 9

Hi All,
Barbie burps!
Ye Olde Ken

 

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Sent on 11/5/2021
Dear All,
You’re under arrest!
Dr. Duanus

 

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Sent on 10/28/21

Hi All,
Grow up.
Dr. Duanus

 

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Sent on 10/27/21

Hi All,
Lewis Carroll in a barrel.
Dr. Alicemouse
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Sent on 10/18/21

Hello all,

Me, Gustav von Aschenbach.
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Sent on Sept 21, 2021

Hi All,
Breathless again!
Duane
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Sent on 9/10/21
Hi All,
Now you see it,
now you don’t.
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on 9/8/21
Hi All,
“Da!”
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on August 31st, 2021

Hi All,
If she could find her way,
through the labyrinth,
she would find happiness.
Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on August 27th

Hi All,
Here’s a crumby little story.
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on August 24, 2021

Hello,
All as real as yesterday.
Duane

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Sent on August 20th, 2021

Hi All,
Have you tried this new restaurant?  I’ve been hearing good things.
Duane

 

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Sent on August 16th

Hi All,
Hocus pocus!
Ye Olde Duane of Yore
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Sent on August 2nd, 2021

Dear All,
Who was your first love?
Duane
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Sent on July 30th, 2021

Hi All,
Have you ever met a Moonatic?
Dr. Duanus
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Sent on July 19th, 2021

Hi All,
Say hello to Francois Faux Pas!
Ye Olde Duanus

 

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Sent on July 16. 2021

Hi All,
Now it can be told, the Danny Entin story!
Doctor Duanus

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Sent on July 13th, 2021

Hi All,

No trees were harmed in the making of these puppets.

Duane Geppetto

 

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Sent on 7/6/21
Hi All,
String Theory.
Ye Olde Duane

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Sent on July 5th 2021

Hi All,

A scatilogical serenade in three acts!
Dr. Duanus

 

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Sent on July 1
Hi All,
Don’t play with sharp instruments.
Dr. Duanus

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Sent on June 24th, 2021

Hi All,
Fotograpik by a fotografiker, circa 2011.
Never before seen by human eyes!
Olde Duane of Yore

 

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Sent on June 18, 2021

Hi All,
Look and listen!  Oberon’s Opera!
Ye Olde Duane
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Send on June 16, 2021
Hi All,
Move over Mickey.
Duane Mouse

 

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Sent on June 11, 2021

Hi All,
What is the Universe?
Doctor Duanus

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Sent on June 3rd

Hi All,
I pretend to be me, who do you pretend to be?
Dr. Duanus

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Sent on May 26th, 2021

Dear All,
Summer’s here my dear.  Hug a pig and a naughty kid and stay away from trouble.
Dr. Duanus

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Sent on May 21st, 2021

Dear All,
Cho Cho San says hello.
Duane

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Sent May 11th, 2021

Hello All,
Kids are no damn good.
Except for me.
Duane

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Sent April 23rd, 2021

Hi All,
Nothing is what it appears to be.
Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on Aril 14th, 2021

Dear All,
Here birdie, here birdie!
Duane “Alfred” Michals
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Sent on April 9th, 2021
Dear All,
Morandi was a dandy.
Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on 3/30
Hi All,
Venice the menace.
Duane

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Sent on 3/26/21

Hi All,
Boom, boom, Baudelaire.
https://vimeo.com/529082610

Ye Olde Duane of Yore
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Sent on 3/22/21
Hi All,
Andy was dandy!
Ye Olde Duane

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Sent on 3/10/21

Hi All,
Cold, colder, coldest…
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on 3/5/21

Dear All,
Wake up!
Duane

 

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Sent on 2/26/21

Hi All,
Failed fables of mind music.
Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on 2/23/21

Hi All,
Much a doo doo about nothing.
Ye Olde Duane

Fearofnothing.pdf

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Sent on 2/16/21

Hi All,
Don’t try this at home.
Duane’s Dick’s Trick

RICKDICK.pdf

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Sent on 2/10/21

Hi All,
I did not write this.
Duane

CameraObscura.pdf

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Sent on 2/5/21

Dear All,
I’m going down for the count!
Ye Olde Duane

stimmansgym.pdf

 

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Sent on 2/3/21

Hi!
A fart, is a fart, is a fart.

Ye Olde Duane of Yore
An Ode to Donald and Melanoma.pdf

 

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Sent on 1/29/21

Hello,
Don’t look inside.
Duane

maninsuitcase.pdf

 

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Sent on 1/25/21

Dear all,
A Whitman windfall.
Duane

Waltwhitman.pdf

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Sent on 1/15/21

Howdy!
Duane

texas.pdf

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Sent on 1/11/21

Hi,
You’ll all be wearing this next year.
Dr. Duanus

fashion.pdf

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Sent on 1/5/21

Dear All,
Go, yes, NO.
1.5.21
Duane

goyesno.pdf

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Sent on 12/29/20

Dear All,
It was her flaw that made her exquisite and saved her from the banality of perfection.
Dr. Duanus

annabellasflaw.pdf

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Sent on 12/23/20

Dear All,
Merry Xanadu!

S. Michals

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Sent on 12/17/20

Dear All,
Fart art.
Duane “The Artful Dodger” Michals

Eye_Collect.pdf

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Sent on 12/7/20

Hi All,
Quickie quantum.
Ye Olde Duane

quantum.pdf

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Sent on 11/25/20

Dear All,
This is not about you.
gobble gobble,
Dr. Duanus

Time_and_Vanity.pdf

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Sent on 11/23/20

Dear All,
Sign on the dotted line.
Dr. Duanus

Seurat.pdf

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Sent on 11/17/20

Dear All,
Home sweet home.
Sonny (aka Dr. Duanus)

House.pdf

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Sent on 11/11/20

Dear All,
Mirror mirror on the wall
Dr. Duanus is the fairest of us all.
Dr. Duanus sunauD .rD

mirrors.pdf

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Sent on 11/4/20

Attention!
Now it can be told!
I’m announcing to the world that I am gay.
I’m here, I’m queer get use to it!
The Delightful Delirious Duane

Poofster.pdf

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Sent on 10/28/20

To occupant or current tenant….
Dr. Duanus

Letters.pdf

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Sent on 10/22/20

Dear All,
God Bless America!
Uncle Sandwich

Politics.pdf

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Sent on 10/16/20

Hello All,
2 + 2 = 5
Dr. Duanus

nonsequitor.pdf

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Sent on 10/6/20

Dear All,
“I am dying, Egypt, dying.”
-Mark Antony
Antony and Cleopatra (IV, xv, 41)
William Shakespeare
Duane of the Nile

Egypt.pdf

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Sent on 9/30/20

Dear All,
Beauty and the Beast, noblesse oblige.
Dr. Duane DeLovely

Beauty.pdf

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Sent on 9/24/20

Hi All,
Man oh man, Manet.
Ye Olde Duane

Manet.pdf

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Sent on 9/22/20

Dear all,
The only hope is to vote.
Ye Olde Duane

DumpTrump.pdf

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Sent on 9/18/20

Dear All,
ADAD
Ye Olde Dada

Dada.pdf

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Sent on 9/15/20

Hi All,
Go Steelers!
Duane the Mckeesport Kid

Pittsburgh.pdf

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Sent on 9/9/20

Dear All,
Paint the town red!
Ye Olde Artiste Supérieure

Phartography.pdf

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Sent on 9/2/20

Hi All,
Tanks for nothin.
Ye Olde Lt. Mike

UncleSamWantsYou.pdf

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Sent on 8/28/20

Dear All,
You are what you don’t wear.
Ye Olde Duane

Fasionista.pdf

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Sent on 8/25/20

Dear All,
Fancy this.
Ye Olde Duane

Japonisma.pdf

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Sent on 8/21/20

Dear All,
Experienced photographer looking for work.
Ye Olde Duane

ThePhotoWorker.pdf

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Sent on 8/17/20

Dear All,
Do not pet the poison ivy.
Mr. Green Thumb

AStrollThroughtheGardenintheRain.pdf

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Sent on 8/10/20

Dear All,
What time is it?
Duane

theticktockoftime.pdf

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Sent on 8/6/20

Hi All,
Something for everyone!
Duane

Omnibus.pdf

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Sent on 7/31/20

Ladies and Gents!
SHOWTIME!
Life is a three ring circus!
Duane

thesecretcircus.pdf

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Sent on 7/30/20

Dear All,
I am the new eighth age of man. GOOFY.
Duane

sevenagesofman.pdf

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Sent on 7/28/20

Dear All,
I found religion.
Duane

immuchnicerthangod.pdf

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Sent on 7/24/20

Dear All,
Sweet dreams.
Duane

KAFKASDREAM.pdf

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Sent on 7/23/20

Dear All,
I salute my heroes!
Duane

Genius.pdf

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Sent on 7/15/20

Dear All,
Next year you will all be wearing these hats!
Oooh la la!
Duane

monsieurdirk.pdf

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Sent on 7/13/20

Dear Friends,
Grab your togas! Check out this retelling of The Odyssey by me.
I, Dr. Duanus

theodysseyofdrduanus.pdf

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Sent on 7/7/20

Dear All,
Here’s a little catnip.
Meow meow!
Ye Olde Duane

SmokingPussy.pdf

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Sent on 7/1/20

Dear All,
“Not us!”
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.
Duane

Sarajevo.pdf

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Sent on 6/29/20

Dear All,
Phoetry #5
ABOUT JACK
Now it can be told. A true story.
Duane

AboutJack.pdf

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Sent on June 25, 2020

Dear All,
Merry Christmas.
Ye Olde Duane

littlewilhelmina.pdf