Duane Michals PDFs

The following links are to PDFs Duane Michals began sending in 2020:

 

Sent on May 29, 2026

Subject: Chance Beating

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Sent on May 22, 2026

Subject: The Woman Under the Tree

I was walking across 19th street on a desperately cold April evening. Leaning against the tree was a very beautiful young lady clad only in a slip. She was clinging to the tree, shivering.

I said “Can I help you?”
She said “No.”
I said “are you sure?”
She said “Yes.”

I went to the restaurant and called 911 and reported her.

When I returned, she was gone. I wondered what became of her?

 

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Sent on May 5, 2026

Subject: We Know Where You Live

https://vimeo.com/1148182619

 

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Sent on April 15, 2026

Subject: Du(ane)champ Descending a Staircase with a Suitcase

 

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Sent on April 9, 2026

Subject: Ansel Adams in a Hat

moonrise.pdf

 

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Sent on April 2, 2026

Subject: Magritte will always be my favorite painter

https://vimeo.com/1179700030

 

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Sent on April 1, 2026

Subject: Who said ever Margritte was a great painter?

https://vimeo.com/1179700030

 

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Sent on March 31, 2026

Subject: Portrait of Darian, 2026

 

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Sent on March 27, 2026

Subject: Letters to the Editor

https://vimeo.com/1177849777

 

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Sent on March 26, 2026

Subject: Mr. and Misbegotten

mr_and_miss.pdf

 

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Sent on March 12, 2026

Subject: On Being Spooked

spooked.pdf

 

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Sent on March 6, 2026

Subject: My Sculptures

https://vimeo.com/1171183009

 

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Sent on March 2, 2026

Subject: The Prodigal Son Returns

prodigalson.pdf

 

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Sent on February 26, 2026

Subject: The Blizzard of 2026

blizzard.pdf

 

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Sent on February 20, 2026

Subject: Behind the Photograph: Joseph Cornell

https://vimeo.com/1166822404

 

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Sent on February 18, 2026

Subject: 94 years old! What is your first memory?

Self portait as the devil and an angel on the occasion of my 94th birthday

https://vimeo.com/1166163101

 

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Sent on February 17, 2026

Subject: Self Portrait as the devil on the occasion of my fortieth birthday

 

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Sent on February 13, 2026

Subject: My Woods

https://vimeo.com/1084438706

 

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Sent on February 12, 2026

Subject: The Edge of the Woods

woods.pdf

 

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Sent on February 11, 2026

Subject: Behind the Photograph: An Exhibition in the Forest for Animals

https://vimeo.com/1164156423

 

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Sent on February 9, 2026

Subject: CLOWNING-A-ROUND

 

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Sent on February 3, 2026

Subject: Behind the Photograph – Dr. Heisenberg’s Magic Mirror of Uncertainty

https://vimeo.com/1161585571

 

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Sent on January 20, 2026

Subject: Helen of Troy

helenoftroy.pdf

 

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Sent on January 16, 2026

Subject: On Seeing Don Henry for the First Time

donhenry.pdf

 

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Sent on January 15, 2026

Subject: On Falling Asleep

sleeping.pdf

 

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Sent on January 9, 2026

Subject: A New Poem

 

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Sent on January 5, 2026

Subject: Mousecapades

mickey.pdf

 

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Sent on January 2, 2026

Subject: On Seeing My Mother’s Ghost

mother.pdf

 

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Sent on December 22, 2025

Subject: Deck the Balls!

Joyeux Noël!

from

Duane and Honore de Balzac

 

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Sent on December 17, 2025

Subject: Heaven’s Gate

heavens_gate.pdf

 

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Sent on November 20, 2025

Subject: Scaramouche! (a new photo sequence)

Scaramouche.pdf

 

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Sent on November 13, 2025

Subject: Bee Bobba Ree Box

Bee Bobba Ree Box

(a photo sequence)

box.pdf

 

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Sent on November 11, 2025

Subject: Book signing this Thursday at DC Moore Gallery!

https://www.dcmooregallery.com/exhibitions/duane-michals-the-nature-of-desire

 

 

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Sent on October 30, 2025

Subject: Peek-a-boo!

peek-a-boo.pdf

 

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Sent on October 24, 2025

Subject: Mistaken Identity

Sequences Redux

In my archives I discovered this 1978 sequence Mistaken Identity. My french friend Phillipe Stoeckel was in New York, and introduced me to his two friends that were identical twins. I was excited by the possibilities of working with them.

Here are the results of my best efforts.  Today I would photograph it differently, but I find it a provocative failure.

mistakenpdf.pdf

 

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Sent on October 17, 2025

Subject: The Nature of Desire – New Exhibit at DC Moore Gallery Opening Today at 6pm

Never before seen work from the vaults!

Please come join me for the opening of my new exhibition tonight from 6-8pm at DC Moore Gallery.

https://www.dcmooregallery.com/exhibitions/duane-michals-the-nature-of-desire

 

 

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Sent on October 10, 2025

Subject: William Blake’s Garden

blakes_gardenpdf.pdf

 

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Sent on October 3, 2025

Subject: A KA CHOO OF COLOR

sculptures.pdf

 

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Sent on September 23, 2025

Subject: Chopping Down the Family Tree

grandparents.pdf

 

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Sent on September 19, 2025

Subject: The Prodigal Son Returns to Mckeesport

This is my farewell look back to where I grew up, Mckeesport, PA. Photographed at the site of where I was born.

Goodbye to all that.

Special thanks to George Lange for his assistance.

mckeesport.pdf

 

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Sent on September 11, 2025

Subject: The Grand Cabinet of Mythical Curiosities

stilllife.pdf

 

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Sent on September 5, 2025

Subject: Once upon a time in a backyard in Mckeesport

Once upon a time in a backyard in Mckeesport, in 1936, Jack visited Margaret and Sonny. They did not live together yet.

Jack died in 1974. Margaret died in 1999. I outlived both of them.

Whatever became of Sonny?

-Duane

 

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Sent on August 27, 2025

Subject: The Immaculate Deception

emaculate.pdf

 

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Sent on August 25, 2025

Subject: Tales of the Empire State Building

EMPIRESTATE.pdf

 

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Sent on August 22, 2025

Subject: The Woods on High Street

The Woods On High Street

I am Duane Michals. I was born in McKeesport in 1932 and graduated from high school there in 1949.  After two years as a second lieutenant in tanks during the Korean War, I returned to New York City and worked for TimeLife for 2 years. In 1958 I went to Russia and became a photographer by accident.

Although I have not lived in McKeesport since high school, I maintained a grand affection for that community. Although our house has collapsed into a woods and became a feral force, at 93 I have a need to salute the city and the site where I grew up. To that end, I would like to insert in the woods there some pieces of my sculpture as an act of homage and gratitude.

Over the years, the wooden sculpture will weather and collapse back into nature.

This will not be The Gardens of Versailles, but rather a living, evolving poem.

McKeesport should become a destination in the Mon valley, not a grand symphony like Falling Water, but a modest song sung for those who would listen to the past. Eventually the woods will be photographed and in time the triumph of nature will be recorded. To that end I need financial support and encouragement from the community. Thank you.

 

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Sent on August 18, 2025

Subject: Asked and Answered (a new photo sequnce)

askedand.pdf

 

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Sent on August 15, 2025

Subject: Rusky Business

rusky.pdf

 

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Sent on August 11, 2025

Subject: The Grand We Be Jazz Band!

https://vimeo.com/1109196409

 

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Sent on August 6, 2025

Subject: New Movie Coming Soon…

 

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Sent on June 26, 2025

Subject: The Illuminated Man : Behind The Photograph

https://vimeo.com/1096726043

 

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Sent on June 16, 2025

Subject: The Prince and the Magic Feather

The Prince and the Feather.pdf

 

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Sent on June 6, 2025

Subject: A Menagerie of Extinct Mythological Creatures (Fluxtus)

 

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Sent on June 5, 2025

Subject: A Menagerie of Extinct Mythological Creatures

menagerie.pdf

 

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Sent on May 20, 2025

Subject: Re: Interview is Posted!

Thank you!

Duane

On Sat, May 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM Brainard Carey wrote:

Dear Duane and Josiah,
Here is the interview posted in its entirety with audio as always and with the Instagram post as well (which was posted a few moths ago).
Thank you – https://museumofnonvisibleart.com/interviews/duane-michals-4/
Best,
Brainard

 

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Sent on May 20, 2025

Subject: Behind the Photograph: The Police

https://vimeo.com/1086194749

 

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Sent on May 14, 2025

Subject: My Woods

https://vimeo.com/1084438706

When I was a boy I wandered into the woods at the end of High Street to count butterflies, when I emerged from the woods years later I had become a wizard covered in butterflies.

 

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Sent on May 6, 2025

Subject: The Revenge of the Bearded Lady

https://vimeo.com/1081976801

The best defence against common sense is nonsense.

 

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Sent on May 1, 2025

Subject: All At Once!

 

 

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Sent on April 17, 2025

Subject: This Photograph is My Proof: Behind the Photography

https://vimeo.com/1076548433

 

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Sent on April 11, 2025

Subject: One Penny Opera

https://vimeo.com/1074810148

 

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Sent on September 9, 2024

https://vimeo.com/1007797213

Rosebud.

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on August 16, 2024

The Lieutenant Who

Loved His Platoon

Army.pdf

 

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Sent on April 30, 2024

Follow the Yellow Brick Road!

Click here for new film

https://vimeo.com/941405798

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on March 22, 2024

Hi All,

Welcome to the inferno.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/dante

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on March 21, 2024

Dear All,

Primavera hello!

Ye Olde Duane

WILLIAM BLAKES GARDEN.pdf

Garden.pdf

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Sent on March 8, 2024

Hi All,

Homer the Troy boy.

Ye Olde Duane

troy.pdf

 

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Sent on February 23, 2024

Hi All,

In 2021 I published a book The Idiot’s Delight with French publisher Edition Bessard. Here is a selection of the photos for you to enjoy. Which idioms can you guess?

Official site (sold out):
https://editionsbessard.com/product/the-idiots-delight-limited-600-copies/

The only copy I could find for sale in case you are interested:
https://www.setantabooks.com/en-us/products/the-idiots-delight

Ye Olde Duane

idiots_delight.pdf

 

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Sent on February 20, 2024

こんにちは

さようなら!

Ye Olde Duane

fans.pdf

 

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Sent on February 16, 2024

Dear All,

Meow meow! Here is a Fauxtotoon!

Ye Olde Duane

vera.pdf

 

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Sent on February 9, 2024

Dear All,

The Furur farts and the Republicans salute!

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on February 6, 2024

Dear All,

Hooray for Holly Woody!

Ye Olde Duane

hollywoody.pdf

 

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Sent on February 1, 2024

Dear All,

When my mother died I saw her ghost.

Ye Olde Duane

A_GHOST_STORY.pdf

 

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Sent on January 30, 2024

Dear Humans,

Open the box.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/speceial

Ye Alien Duane

 

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Sent on January 18, 2024

Dear All,

Who took a bite out of my apple?

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on January 18, 2024

Hi All,

Have you noticed you never see Duane Michals or Barabara Walters at
the same time?

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/2020

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on January 15, 2024

Dear All,

I forgot what to write.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/whatthefairyforgot

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on January 9, 2024

Dear All,

Flotsam and jetsam.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/almanac

Pass it along.

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on December 22, 2023

Smile it’s Christmas perk, smerk!

“A tour de farce” – Pauline Kale

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/theconcert

Ye Olde Santa Duane

 

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Sent on December 13, 2023

Hello All,

Tell your friends!  Tell your enemies!
Just come!

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/booksigning

Saturday, December 16, 4-5:30 pm
Walkthrough of the exhibition Magritte + Warhol at 4:30 pm
Catalogues available for purchase while supplies last

DC MOORE GALLERY
535 West 22 Street New York NY 212.247.2111

See you there.

https://www.dcmooregallery.com/exhibitions/magritte-warhol-by-duane-michals

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on December 8, 2023

Dear All,

May I see your ID?

vimeo.com/duanemichals/themanhattanproject

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on December 7, 2023

Dear All,

Check your chimney before you go to sleep…

vimeo.com/duanemichals/satansantachristmas

Ye Olde Chris Crinkled

 

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Sent on December 1, 2023

Dear All,

Seeing is not believing.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/itsnotmybirthday

Ye Olde Duanus

 

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Sent on November 21, 2023

Dear All,

The veneer of civilization is half an inch thick.
Man still thinks with a club and his prick.

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on November 15, 2023

Dear All,

Toot toot Alice goodbye!

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/alice

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on November 6, 2023

Dear All,

Let me introduce you to Mr. Magritte and Mr. Warhol.

Opening Reception
Thursday, November 16th, 6-8pm
DC Moore Gallery
535 West 22nd Street

Hope to see you there!

Ye Olde Duane

https://www.dcmooregallery.com/exhibitions/magritte-warhol-by-duane-michals

 

 

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Sent on November 1, 2023

Hello hello,

Tippy tap toe.

Ye Olde Duane

wizard.pdf

 

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Sent on October 30, 2023

Dear All,

My very good friend Arthur Truss has an exhibition at The Getty Center that opens tonight, and if you can, you really should go see it.

https://www.getty.edu/art/exhibitions/tress/index.html

You can stream a conversation with Arthur tomorrow night via zoom:

https://www.getty.edu/visit/cal/events/ev_3980.html

I recently was interviewed about what it means to grow old as an artist for the New York Times, and mentioned my over five decades old friendship with Arthur.  You can watch it here:

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/growingoldinamerica

Attached is Boy with Basketball, Bronx, New York (detail), 1970, Arthur Tress.

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on October 20, 2023

Dear All,

Paradise gained, paradise lost.

Ye Olde Duane

paradise_lost.pdf

 

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Sent on October 4, 2023

Dear All,

At the end of time

the last man on earth

escaped to the moon

and didn’t look back.

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on September 26, 2023

Dear All,

Don’t light your candle at both ends.

Ye Olde Duane

thecandle.pdf

 

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Sent on September 22, 2023

Dare All,

Sept 15 2023 was a Sunday
At 7pm I arrived at the Il Cantinori
To meet my friends Tom and Gail
For an early celebratory birthday dinner
The restaurant seemed busier than usual
At the door I was accosted by a burly man
Who wanted to know what my business was
“To eat!” I replied.
Tom and Gail soon arrived and we realized why the all the fuss
Joe Biden was eating in the restaurant too.
Suddenly there was a hullabaloo
The President arrived.
Everyone stood up and applauded
The protector of the free world was in the house
Hooray to the chief!
Hooray to the chef!
After dinner, the Biden entourage left to a similar ovation.
As he approached where we stood I waved my napkin
And shouted “GIVE HIM HELL JOE!”
The President broke ranks
And gave me a hearty handshake.
The place erupted!
You’ll have to take my word for it.
As El Presidente retreated

With toots and flashing lights, he murmured

“I wonder if that old fogey thought I was Harry Truman?”

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on September 21, 2023

Dear All,

Proceed at your own risk!

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/flibbertigibbet

The Lowdown
First there was a first
Then there was a second
Which became a third
Old age has fallen, upon me, like a sunset

My shadow lengthens
Facsimiles of stars awaken to guide me
Through the soot of dreams
My schemes come what may

Silence heard!
I look back at me “used to be”!
A crack appears
A point of light

First a slim beam
Just a string
Vibrating like a fart beat
Making twang noise
Flash flash!

A rumbling sound like thunder!
An eruption interrupting me!
Someone calls my name Here hear!
All built on a scaffolding of feathers

Over here hear!
I hear extinct birds warbling!
I talk vanity
facts as fractals
Come what may
You are reading a grand fickle fiction

Now is my end
Soot!

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on September 8, 2023

Dear All,

Duane who? Who cares?

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2023/09/06/opinion/seniors-photographers-growing-old.html

Ye Olde Duane

DuaneWho.pdf

 

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Sent on August 24, 2023

Dear All,

Below are two of my paintings on photos, my first gif, and some thoughts about my garden.

WILLIAM BLAKE WOULD LIKE MY GARDEN

William Blake would like my garden. It is a green mossy cabinet of floral curiosities where every ordinary bloom has a soul and is more bizarre than any black hole full of falling stars. Living people do not know that the glow of fireflies is the light of flower sprites’ last good-byes before they die. Should children catch a firefly in a jar, that night will be dimmer by one star. With the first gleam of morning rays, the garden is a prism of a thousand hues refracted in tiny dots of crystal dew, a dazzling quilt of millefleur colors covering the sleeping flower beds.

These bouquets seduce both butterflies and me with their siren scents and mesmerize my eyes with petal shapes that curve with the grace of adolescent thighs. Flowers construct the most charming geometries: circles like the sun, ovals, cones, curlicues and a variety of triangular eccentricities, which when viewed with the eye of a magnifying glass seem a lilliputian frieze of psychedelic silhouettes. Some blossoms twinkle in the gloaming’s velvet shade and spiral flowers build their towers ever higher towards the ceiling of the sky to greet Icarus near the sun. Other creepers crawl like the tortoise, which left all alone soon toddles into every corner. Posies pulse with a slight vibration, a sensation more sensed than seen by poets and their kind. It is a sign that in this place, as in heaven, all things grow with grace and are in rhyme. Most flowers have such lovely names, like hyacinth and Queen Anne’s lace, though I do find spider wort and deadly nightshade sort of scary. Alas, some flowers also use an alias: witchhazel’s nom de plume is Hamamelis; foxglove also known as digitalis. Even the common dandelion changed its appellation from Dent-de-lion, its Gallic derivation. Metaphysicians know that the sounds of words can reverberate with a subtle power. In ancient Druid days, in the bleakest winter hours, shaman priests would offer up an incantation of floral names, a mantra chant to lure the sun’s return so life would warm and grow, as it still does today. In this green menagerie there are colors only bees can see, too slight for human sight.

Some Dad iiin a Diann tones, like blitz blau and quark bone, can only be observed by ladybugs in the dark. Then there’s the color grim, which, much like soot and pitch, is blacker than de Sade’s sins; also shimmering reds and that translucent faithful opaline. The florets of the nearby fickle plant change color like a chameleon when tickled by a tender zephyr’s touch—first tangerine, then zebra stripes, now true salmon pink with freckles of spotted blue. It seems as if a rainbow fell to earth here in a clump of col-ors each on top of one another. Flowers are all natural in displaying their desires. But sorcerers warn us to be wary of the lovely lithium, that most cunning voluptuary. It arches its stamen in the air, quivering with light, and should your hand be passing there, with the slightest touch you will be kissed with pollen dust. If the garden troll should see this telltale mark, in a jealous pique, he will cast a nasty spell and make you and your lover part. When I take my midnight walk to see what se-crets I can see, the garden slumbers in July’s full moonlight, washed in a haze of lunar white as if there had been a summer’s frost. I too look the color of chalk. The garden is a nighttime negative of its daylight self, and all is hushed but the cricket reveler’s company. In the shadow of a shadow, an invisible cat catches a mouse and brings its trophy to the house.

All seems quiet, calm, serene, with posies cast as players in my midsummer night’s dream; poppy plays the part of Puck, a zinnia is the zany Bottom, and daisy was all wrong as Oberon. This should be the perfect moment for enlightenment, and that is why no light is seen, no sign is sent. Sometimes on a summer’s noon, clouds bloat with moisture like swelling black balloons and burst with rain and thunder tunes. At first, drops of water fall so slowly you could count them one by one. Suddenly, a Hiroshige print deluge—concentric circles crowd the mirror of the pond. Little pools form in the crotches of begonia’s besotted leaves, and tree trunks shine like licorice sticks. Tiny fountains splash everywhere, off every leaf waterfalls drips, and little rivulets lick the budding stems. Fissures appear in the yellow sedum paths, impromptu streams with flotsam twigs spin past, and monk’s hoods curtsey in raucous gusts of wind. Stoic robins sit in their jostled nests, while enduring nature’s tantrum test. Even jack-in-his-pulpit isn’t dry, and I gland under the cherry tree drenched in the silver rain, at last noticing that I am wet.

This monologue which you have read of my jardin extraordinaire has been but prologue to a secret which I now share. Of all the wonders in this wondrous domain, where I reign the gardener king, the flower I love most is the Lycoris, the mysterious Resurrection lily: that perfect symbol of the Christian myth. This bloom, in a feat more amaz-ing than Houdini’s gifts, sprouts in June such lush green foliage, then retreats and vanishes as if it had been just a memory in a forgotten dream. And where it was, nothing now is seen. Then all at once in late August’s heat, tall leafless Stalks crowned with iridescent pink and purple blossoms burst from their purgatory in the earth. This arcane act of nature, though perceived by us as ordinary, is a manifestation of Maya’s phantom play, the great immensity expressed in every way. My garden is the universe. I am the universe. I am my garden. All things are the same.

Flirty Fleurs, 2023

two photos

Portrait Of John Shea with Flowers, 1981

oil on gelatin silver print

Cut Flowers, 1984

oil on gelatin silver print

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on August 21, 2023

Bon jour,

Il est mon cher Dewaere.

Ye Olde Duane

Patrick_Dewaere.pdf

 

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Sent on August 18, 2023

Hi All,

A tale twice told, told again.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/ahamletter

Ye Olde Duane of Yore

 

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Sent on August 17, 2023

Dear All,

Myther Magnus.

What do you see?

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/magnus

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on August 7, 2023

Hi All,

Here’s my homemade Hamlet, filmed in Homestead.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/ahamletter

Horatio says hello!

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on August 2, 2023

Dear All,

At the end of my senior year in high school I was seventeen.  Sue Mathis was my girlfriend, but I was in love with Jack Donoghue, who was in love with me.

We had a romantic rapport.  Once, Sue said to me, “All you talk about is Jack, are you in love with him?”  “Of course not! Men do not love men,” I thought.  When I first met Jack’s mother she said, “so you are the Duane that Jack talks about all the time.”

The ancient Greeks thought infatuation to be a temporary derangement of the senses, a condition not to be sought after.  Jack and I shared a temporary derangement of the senses in a manor of the classic myth.  We wanted to be together.

After graduation Jack and his mother drove to South Bend, Indiana to visit Notre Dame, his alma mater to be. He returned on a Friday night and came straight away to my house to tell me about his adventures in Hoosierland. I had gone to the library to return some books and then when I returned home mother said, “did you see Jack?”  I said, “no.”  “He was just here, looking to tell you about Notre Dame, and he went to the library to find you.”  In the meantime I came home.  We were ships in the night.

In a few months I went off to Colorado to school and Jack went off to South Bend.  Life had conspired to send us on opposite trajectories.  Ten years later I found myself working as a photographer and I was sent to Ft. Lauderdale on assignment from Esquire magazine.  There I found my friend Jack had married the girl next door, owned two Duncan Donuts, and was a father.

I called him and he answered the phone politely, and said he was too busy and had no time for a cup of coffee.  Not even at Duncan Donuts.  We had both become other people.

Recently I was cleaning out an old rag bag of tattered t-shirts.  There I found the t-shirt that Jack had brought me as a souvenir from South Bend when we were both seventeen.

I hear that Jack has died and was a grandfather.  What a delight to wear my South Bend souvenir from Notre Dame.

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on July 26, 2023

Hi All,

Liar liar pants on fire.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/thefirebirds

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on July 21, 2023

Hark!

They said it couldn’t be done!  From the master showman who brought you Yort, Tickets to Heaven and Ghost in the Machine comes a spectacle to challenge the imagination!

Filmed on location in New York, Mckeesport and 17th Century Ye Olde Elsinore, coming soon the world premiere of Milk Shake Speare’s Ham-Omelette!

Stay tuned!

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on July 20, 2023

Dear All,

People should mind their own business.

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on June 20, 2023

Hii All,

Bug off!

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/acupofkafka

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on June 19, 2023

Dear All,

PICTURE THIS. A Photo Experience with Duane Michals in McKeesport. Tell a personal — story, dream or fantasy

This photo experience in McKeesport will encourage you to make photographs or other digital media that tell a personal story.

Stories that evoke magic, create alchemy, exploration, discovery, innovation, wizardry, fantasy, life, love, despair, death, joy, anger, wonder, whimsy, ecstasy, hope, lightness, or possibly clowns.

Weaving characters, symbolism, and sequences creating a dialogue between the creator and the viewer.  Students will work with digital cameras or even smartphones whatever they choose to make the images they imagine.  We will review, discuss, critique, and celebrate by looking at photographs and videos created throughout the weekend.

There will be opportunities for one-on-one conversations with Duane and the co-educators.

We will do our best to accommodate the various cameras and software you may use to complete the projects.  You are encouraged to pursue your own vision throughout the workshop weekend.

Friday evening through Monday afternoon, July 14-17
McKeesport, PA

Website:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/picture-this-a-photo-experience-with-duane-michals-in-mckeesport-tickets-656950926907

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on June 14, 2023

Dear All,

I’m dead, again.

Ye Olde Duane

deadagain.pdf

 

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Sent on June 12, 2023

Dear All,

The artist as a paint in the ass.

Ye Olde Duane

paintings3.pdf

 

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Sent on June 9, 2023

Dear All,

No puppet was injured in the making of this movie.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/grandpagoestoheaven

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on June 6, 2023

Dear All,

Fool moon for Sarah.

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on June 1, 2023

Dear All,

Gotcha!

Ye Olde Duane

fotospiel2.pdf

 

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Sent on May 30, 2023

Dear All,

A L E R T !

How do you do?
My time fleas, flies, flu.
Here is who I want to photograph before I say so long.
If you know any of them
to say how do you do to,
would you recommend me,
if any are your friends,
and make my dreams come true.

Woody Allen
Viggo Mortensen
Jake Gyllenhaal
Angelica Houston
Ralph Fiennes
Lin-Manuel Miranda
Lena Dunham
Bill Murray
Carey Mulligan
Cate Blanchett
Wes Anderson
Gael Garcia Bernal
Daniel Day Lewis
Catherine Deneuve
Kristin Scott Thomas

The Ghost of Duane Michals

portraits.pdf

 

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Sent on May 26, 2023

Dear All,

Line forms to the right!

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/whatsmyline

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on May 23, 2023

Dear All,

Salut!

Fotospiel

Play nonsense

Tintype redux

+ talk

+ windsor newton

+ a b c

typos hello

the door is a jar

the game is a foot

Ye Olde Duane

fotospiel_01.pdf

 

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Sent on May 16, 2023

Dear All,

Do you have someone you wish you could hug one more time?

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/whatbecameofdavidburkett?

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on May 9, 2023

Dear All,

Recently as I was about to discard an old book and this photograph fell out of the back pages.

It is a long forgotten picture from 1956.  The first photo I took after getting out of the Army, when I had just arrived in New York.  My best friend and I Tom had gone meandering through Central Park on a lovely summer Sunday in July.

I saw this statuesque beauty who gave me the eye.  Impulsively I asked Tom if I could borrow his camera.  He is the same Tom Lacy who Lent me his Argus C3 camera when I traveled to Russia.

Here is the one picture I took.

Imagine my surprise later when I recognized my model to be Julie Newmar, the quintessential Broadway show star who went on to have huge success as Catwoman.

Meow meow, she was the purrrrrrfect model.

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on May 8, 2023

Hi All,

The paints are out of the closet, and so am I.

I’m queer, Vermeer, get used to it.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/ipaintaphotograph

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on May 3, 2023

Dear All,

Today’s greatest performer in the historic tradition of Commedia dell’arte!

Photographed 4/4/23 at The Irish Repertory Theater where he was performing in Becket’s Endgame.

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on April 28, 2023

Subject: Melancholia

 

Dear All,

Cheer up.

https://vimeo.com/822187171

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on April 19, 2023

Subject: The Whale

 

Dear All,

I knew Brendan when he was a guppy.

Ye Olde Duane

thewhale.pdf

 

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Sent on April 14, 2023

Subject: Looking for a venue to screen my films

 

Dear All,

Where to show, where to go, what do you know?

https://vimeo.com/817451022/46087d05fe

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on April 6, 2023

Subject: The Shoe Story

 

Hi All,

I wear a size 7 1/2, how about you?

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/theshoestory

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent March 24, 2023

Subject: The Yinzers

 

Dear All,

Look up, look down, look behind, look inside out.

Look here.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/theyinzers

Ye Olde Duane

King of the Yinzerverse

 

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Sent March 23, 2023

Subject: Coming soon to a Universe near you…

 

Dear All,

Look up, look out!

Coming soon…

Duane

 

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Sent March 8, 2023

Subject: Balthus, The King of the Cats

 

Hi All,

Meow, meow!

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent March 3, 2023

Subject: Giorgio de Chirico

 

Hi All,

“What shall I love if not the enigma?”

-Giorgio de Chirico

Ye Olde Duane

dechirico.pdf

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Sent March 1, 2023

Subject: The Garden of Eden (new film)

 

Hi All,

2 8 1 apple.

https://vimeo.com/803686127

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent February 17, 2023

Subject: 91

 

 

91

TRICKS OF THE TRADE

Observations on being me, on the occasion of my ninety-first birthday.

Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third.

THE CLOCHARD

It is my habit to often have a late morning coffee.

About two weeks ago, as I walked down east eighteenth street approaching Broadway, I noticed a young bum, aka clochard, asleep on the sidewalk.

He was perhaps in his early 40’s with a beard.

People walked by him not seeing him.

He was invisible.

I wondered how he got there.

No parents bring their children up to be hobos.

What was he dreaming?

He looked biblical and safe in his dreams.

Among the whims and safety of your reverie.

What was his name?

Where is he now?

In nineteen sixty-eight I photographed my friend Ray Barry in the subway.  I was beginning to come aware that our true state is that we are all stars.

I still believe today more than ever, except that my early optimism has become a kind of melancholy for our species.

I photographed Sims as a baby, today he is a man.

His promise gives me hope.

Hooray for Sydie and Gerrit!

I am touched by de Chirico’s empty plazas and the mystery of his nietzschean truth.

Our true state is to be alone, that’s why love is so important.

For the length of time we care for somebody, and they care for us,

we are less alone.

I reminisce a lot about my first infatuation in high school, Jack Donoghue.

We two boys clinging, and I still dreaming, dreaming, dreaming.

The best defense against common sense is nonsense.

I suspect I have amnesia.

I suspect there must be some profound

metaphysical reality I have forgotten.

It doesn’t matter.

I have been destroyed by the Webb telescope.

Only a hundred years ago did the Hubble telescope inform us

that the Milky Way was not the Universe.

Now the Webb telescope reminds us we are prisoners of our own imagination and logic.

Abandon all logic ye who enter here, and surrender to the mystery.

I can not imagine what my next project will be.  Something from nothing.

Hurray, quo vadis!

Duane

 

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Sent February 16, 2023

Subject: In Search of Lost Time

 

Hi All,

I found lost time in the lost and and found.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/insearchoflosttime

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent February 10, 2023

Subject: The Coronation of the Dauphin

 

Dear All,

Goodnight sweet prince.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/thecoronationofthedauphin

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent February 3, 2023

Subject: The Odyssey of Yesterdays

 

Dear All,

https://vimeo.com/795747469

The Odyssey of Yesterdays

Tick tock, tick tock,
As foretold in the ancient myths by Ariadne
When yesterdays did not exist
There were only Nows without Thens, Tempus Fugit
Olde Duanus began to begat, past tense
His dreams were caught in a trap
Tick tock, tock tick

Circe grew jealous, Zeus zapped
And all the clouds clapped and clapped
During a fortuitous alignment of Mars and Venus
Thunderbolts locked Olde Duanus in Hera’s cave
Time stopped.

It was not until the soothsayers’ predictions were fulfilled,
and Olde Duanus escaped disguised as a thunderbolt
And wandered the galaxies carrying Now and Then in a cage,
That Stopped clocks started again.

Arriving aglow sotto voce in Soho,
Olde Duanus now as Ancient as Methuselah freed time,
exclaimed “tick tock, tick tock, wind all the clocks!”
The irony was that when time became Then again
Olde Duanus vanished in the labyrinth of his own myth.
Tock tick, tock tick, tock tick!

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent January 27, 2023

Subject: Rimbaud (a new film)

 

Dear All,

Ready for your close up?

https://vimeo.com/793476577

Ye Olde Duane of Yore

 

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Sent January 23, 2023

Subject: Spooky Action at a Distance (FINAL CUT)

 

Dear All,

Revisited.

https://vimeo.com/791337708

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent January 20, 2023

Subject: Spooky Action at a Distance: A New Duane Michals Film

 

Hi All,

Duane Michals was or wasn’t here.

https://vimeo.com/791337708

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent January 12, 2023

Subject: The Phoetmesmermagician

 

Dear All,

2 C or not 2 C?

Ye Olde Duane

INFLUENCES.pdf

 

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Sent on January 6, 2023

Subject: Arthur Tress

 

Hi All,

My long time friend and brilliant photographer Arthur Tress is long overdue to have a film made about him.  Finally there is one under way!  If you don’t know Arthur’s work, please look him up, and you can watch the trailer and help contribute in the links below.

Here’s a link to the film’s site and trailer:

https://www.arthurtressmovie.com/

Here’s a link to become a contributor:

https://www.arthurtressmovie.com/shop

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on January 5, 2023

Subject: Thus Sprach Vlad the Impaler

 

Hi All,

The Putinfuhrer speaks!

Ye Olde Duane

PUTIN.pdf

 

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Sent on December 22, 2022

Subject: Fashion to Die For

 

Bury Christmas!

Doctor Duanus

fashion_to_die_for.pdf

 

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Sent on December 9, 2022

Subject: The Thimble

 

Hi All,

In the manner of Harold Pinter.

https://vimeo.com/779772064

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on November 22, 2022

Subject: Who doesn’t like cake?

 

Hi All,

This week is a double header.

A new film and a story.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/theghostinthemachine

timothy.pdf

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on November 14, 2022

Subject: Apollinaire

 

Hi All,

The flâneur’s follies.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/apollinaire

Le Olde Duane

 

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Sent on November 11, 2022

Subject: Sarah in Saint Louis

 

Hi All,

Moon over Saint Louis.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/sarahmoon

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on October 31, 2022

Subject: The Man Who Invented Nonsense

 

Hi All,

Jibber Jabber,

What’s the matter,

All this clitter clatter woo.

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on October 28, 2022

Subject: Charlie Chaplin Eats a Louboutin

 

Hi All,

One size fits all!

Ye Olde Duane

Chaplin.pdf

 

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Sent on October 20, 2022

Subject: More nonsense…

 

Hi All,

More nonsense….more or less.

The Kitty and the Camel

A Red Snapper Reads

Mirror Mirror on the Wall

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on October 19, 2022

Subject: Hat Couture

 

Hi All,

Jibber Jabber
OR
How Do You Do?
The only real defense
Against common sense
In a senseless world
Is nonsense

K R E D E N Z A!

Ye Olde Duane of Yore

 

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Sent on October 14, 2022

Subject: New Mini Movie

 

Hi All,

Fall down, go boom.

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/fall-down-go-boom

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on October 5, 2022

Subject: The Rabbit Died

 

Dear All,

Now it can be told.

My latest film, premiering today.

https://vimeo.com/757354971

Ye Olde Duane of Yore

 

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Sent on September 8, 2022

Subject: ZEUS POOPS

 

Dear All,

This Is number two.

Ye Olde Dr. Duanus

 

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Sent on September 8, 2022

Subject: ZUES POOPS

 

Dear All,

It’s alarming how Charmin I feel.

Ye Olde Dr. Duanus

 

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Sent on September 2, 2022

Subject: The Hobgoblin’s Garden

 

Dear All,

A midsummer night’s scream!

https://vimeo.com/745905595

Dr. Duanue

 

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Sent on August 11, 2022

Subject: Mr. Archnidhea

 

Dear All,

WARNING: the following program contains strong imagery not suitable for children, arachnophobes or to those susceptible to suggestion.  We take no responsibility for any film induced psychotic episodes.

View at your own risk.

https://vimeo.com/738766005

Dr. Duanus

 

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Sent on August 5, 2022

Subject: The World Premiere of Cafe Voltaire!

 

Hi All,

After much anticipation…welcome to Cafe Voltaire!

https://vimeo.com/duanemichals/cafevoltaire

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on August 2, 2022

Subject: Coming Soon…

 

Hi All,

Hold your breath, and repare to be dazzled…

https://vimeo.com/735958940

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on July 26, 2022

Subject: I Love you 3

 

Hi All,

Here’s some love 4 you!

https://vimeo.com/733784586

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on July 19, 2022

Subject: The Man Who Wore a Fish for a Hat

 

Dear All,

Something smells fishy in Denmark.

Duan

 

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Sent on July 7, 2022

Subject: A Midsummer Night’s Dream

 

Hi All,

What fools we mortals be.

Ye Olde Duane

midsummer.pdf

 

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Sent on July 1, 2022

Subject: Soliloquy: Much Ado About Nothing

 

Hi All,

What do you think?

Ye Olde Duane

Soliloquy.pdf

 

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Sent on June 24, 2022

Subject: Five Years Later

 

Hi All,

Frederick Rense Gorree
4/23/31-7/2/2017

Ye Olde Duane

Fred.pdf

 

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Sent on June 17, 2022

Subject: Shopping with Mother (Me Keesport Installment #3)

 

Hi All,

Here’s an article on my project in Mckeesport:

http://almanac.tubecityonline.com/almanac/?e=2757&fbclid=IwAR2r9Ba7mY2veJDaF5L0EZYPp2U1WHrvx8LRCocVqLc-w_xLPefGmh1wCBc

Boy lost in aisle three!

Ye Olde Duane

shoppingwithmother.pdf

 

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Sent on June 9, 2022

Subject: Me Keesport (a sneak peak Installment #2)

 

Hi All,

Now it can be told!

Ye Olde Duane

mckeesportbook.pdf

 

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Sent on June 1, 2022

Subject: The Ship of Fools

 

Dear All,

Wish you were here!

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on May 27, 2022

Subject: The Wizard Drawz

 

Dear All,

The wizard drwz!

https://vimeo.com/714627293

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on May 26, 2022

Subject: Texas 1964

 

Dear All,

Deep in the heart of Texas!

Here’s Texas as it has never been seen before!

A new book of my time in Texas in 1964.

https://enitharmon.co.uk/product/texas-1964-/

Enjoy!

Duane

Empty Texas 1964 Prospectus.pdf

 

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Sent on May 20, 2022

Subject: Mephistopheles and the Well Hung Man

 

Hi All,

Introduce me!

Ye Olde Duane of Yore

wellhung.pdf

 

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Sent on May 18, 2022

Subject: Not My Cup of Tea

 

Dear All,

Drink up!

Ye Olde Duane

cupoftea.pdf

 

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Sent on May 6, 2022

Subject: The Delusion of Dorian Gray

 

Dear All,

Humpty Dumpty.

Ye Olde Duane

GRAY.pdf

 

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Sent on April 27, 2022

Subject: Zelenskyy and the new RasPUTIN

 

Hi All,

Killer clowns!

https://vimeo.com/703899173

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on April 21, 2022

Subject: Les Enfants Terribles, Le Grandmere and the Devil

 

Hi All,

A gift from grandpa.

https://vimeo.com/701837215

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on April 15, 2022

Subject: MYSELF AS HAPPENSTANCE Or the Sense of Me as Being Me

 

MYSELF AS HAPPENSTANCE
Or the Sense of Me as Being Me

I step into space and move from here to there
And step again and step again.

I stare at you, you stare at me
I focus and a flux moves through and into and out of myself
I move once more and acknowledgement of sorts.

My arm reports to my brain
Attention Attention!

I make no mention as I sigh or why then here
Goodbye to there and soon at once

It is well past noon now always midnight
And when was yesterday and why tomorrow
And what of this sorrow for why or ever
How and when a melancholy

And what was it about you that caught my eye
You silly goose, goodbye goodbye
Did I hear you call my name?
Duane, Duane?!

I exclaim YES! I’m here my dear
Not there or over near in the shadows

Don’t you see me? See my salute
For now a little bit less lonely
And then I disappear WHOOSH!

As if a cloud that was and was not
As was again.

It all seems so sad to me
Funny, I never noticed this before
Because I was too busy being busy
And then being not me
Away aloft a way soft as a memory

Now I see you there in the shadows
So soon, so soon, PEEKABOO!
What a funny tune I hum
Now and then the sun hums too
I flutter in the breeze like a butterfly
I fly alert astute and alarmed

I am a particle at once future simultaneously past
More more more

Is there a chance you are listening?
I hope so.
All of this is a thought.

Could I be the demi-urge
Once long ago then I am what I was
That not at all.

I write this, I right this, I wrong this
This tastes good when or not or yet again

McKeesport as being here not there
As where like another time but the same place

McKeesport as a memory of once upon a time
The Mon still wet as some not at all place
Gone like the rest
I am this.

I like to do what I like to do because I like to do it.
Stop staring at me.

We as being physical in a metaphysical world
or vice versa in the back of a hearse.

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on April 8, 2022

Subject: The Vain Butterfly and the Sailor

 

Hi All,

Aesop fabulous!

https://vimeo.com/697551352

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on March 30, 2022

Subject: My exhibit KALEIDOSCOPE opens this Friday!

 

Hi All,

I have a surprise for you.  Come on Friday to see it!

Duane Michals: Kaleidoscope
Opening Reception with the artist April 1, 6-8pm
April 1 – 30, 2022
DC Moore Gallery
535 W 22nd St, New York

https://www.dcmooregallery.com/exhibitions/duane-michals-kaleidoscope2

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on March 25, 2022

Subject: The McKeesport Pipe Palace

 

Hi All,

ME Keesport!

Ye Olde Duane

pipepalace.pdf

 

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Sent on March 18, 2022

Subject: Tears for Ukraine

 

Dear All,

Ich bin ein Ukrainian.

Ye Olde Duane

 

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Sent on March 14, 2022

Subject: Putin is a Killer

 

Dear All,

Putin is a killer.

Duane

 

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Sent on March 10, 2022

Subject: DO IT!

 

Dear All,

ATTENTION!

Please send this email to everyone you know
And have them send it to everyone they know.

I make a citizen’s arrest of Vladimir Putin.

He is a thief.

He is stealing Ukraine from Ukrainian people.

He is a killer of innocent children.

He is a lunatic at large.

He is uncivilized, a feral beast.

I denounce him and call him an unevolved degenerate thug.

As a citizen of this planet it is my right to accuse him.

He’s just another man, he has a mother as we all have mothers.

And yet kills mothers.

NO NO NO NO!

-Duane Michals

 

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Sent on February 25, 2022

Dear All,

Dedicated to Admiral Cooper.

 

Mr. Gilbert & Mr. Sysifus presents…

The Pittsburgh Pirate of Penzance
“I’m adrift to say a thankful thanks to you
for ACW’s epaulets and sailor’s top hat too
with a horny hornpipe toot”
Taran Tara, Taran Tara

I am the perfect model of a model perfect birthday gift
Full of generosity / without pomp-os-ity or thrift
I’ve taught a school of fish, and know the mysteries of the sea
I sail the ocean blue in a pink and blue tu-tu
And eschew a tattoo on my chest
And celebrate a nautical piece of cake
With Billy Budd in my bed
I rant Taran Tara / Taran Tara

I’ve information subliminal /  animal and vegetable
And sip me hearties hard-on treat /  a seashell brine so TERRIBLE
Anchors away with this motley crew
Ahoy ahoy, I say Adieu
I walked the plank / while the ship sank  / without a single thanks / or howdy do.
I joined an admiral overboard

Where we became shark stew.

Taran Tara, Taran Tara
Ye Olde Duane of Yore

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Sent on February 18, 2022

Dear All,

This is the last willy and testicles of Duane Michals:
I Duane MIchals, being of sound mind, herby leave you tea for two, and two for tea, and nine for me and none for you.
Ye Really Olde Me
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Sent on February 17, 2022

Dear All,

Ninety

We number 3 are 1 + 2 equal you.

Oh say can you C, 4 equals 5 while I’m alive.

Minus 3 and we are back to 2 = 4

Close the door, number 10,

pick up sticks again, WHERE?

8 close the gate,

too late the cat got out and ate 9 mice,

not nice if you’re a mouse.

Listen, listen again,

I hear mother calling,

It’s time to eat soup.

It must be 7 o’clock.

30 + 30 + 30 = 90
Ye Really Olde Duane

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Sent on February 13, 2022

Dear All,
On the occasion of my 90th birthday, I am auctioning my first NFT!
You too can get horny with my Self Portrait as Unicorn NFT.
Here is a link to the auction, which is live now until Thursday.
If you have questions about purchasing NFT’s on Open Sea, this is helpful:
Auction ends Thursday the 17th, the day before my birthday, so please spread the word!
Ye Olde Duane

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Sent on February 11, 2022

Dear All,
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Ye Olde Duane

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Sent on February 4, 2022
Hi All,
Oh what murders
we conceive
With bloodied rugs
we weave
On the stroke
of midnight’s eve
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on January 27, 2022
Hi All,
Tweedle Do and Tweedle Don’t.
Tweedle Duane

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Sent on January 20, 2022

Dear All,
Who’s on first?
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on January 14, 2022

Hi All,
Now you see it, now you don’t.
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Sent on December 31, 2021
Dear All,
20 + 22 = 42 hugs for you.
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on December 10, 2021

Hello all,
Jingle bells, jingle all the way!
Santa
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on December 1, 2021

Hi All,
Huff and puff and the unicorn’s bluff!
Dr. Duanus
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Sent on November 23, 2021

Dear All,
Oh Daddy-O!
Dr. Duanus
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Sent on November 15, 2021

Dear All,
R E A D  M E
Dr. Duanus
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Sent on November 9, 2021

Hi All,
Barbie burps!
Ye Olde Ken
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Sent on November 5, 2021
Dear All,
You’re under arrest!
Dr. Duanus

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Sent on October 28, 2021

Hi All,
Grow up.
Dr. Duanus

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Sent on October 27, 2021

Hi All,
Lewis Carroll in a barrel.
Dr. Alicemouse
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Sent on October 18, 2021

Hello all,

Me, Gustav von Aschenbach.
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Sent on September 21, 2021

Hi All,
Breathless again!
Duane
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Sent on September 10, 2021
Hi All,
Now you see it,
now you don’t.
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on September 8, 2021
Hi All,
“Da!”
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on August 31, 2021

Hi All,
If she could find her way,
through the labyrinth,
she would find happiness.
Ye Olde Duane

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Sent on August 27, 2021

Hi All,
Here’s a crumby little story.
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on August 24, 2021

Hello,
All as real as yesterday.
Duane

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Sent on August 20, 2021

Hi All,
Have you tried this new restaurant?  I’ve been hearing good things.
Duane

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Sent on August 16, 2021

Hi All,
Hocus pocus!
Ye Olde Duane of Yore
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Sent on August 2, 2021

Dear All,
Who was your first love?
Duane
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Sent on July 30, 2021

Hi All,
Have you ever met a Moonatic?
Dr. Duanus
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Sent on July 19, 2021

Hi All,
Say hello to Francois Faux Pas!
Ye Olde Duanus

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Sent on July 16, 2021

Hi All,
Now it can be told, the Danny Entin story!
Doctor Duanus

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Sent on July 13, 2021

Hi All,

No trees were harmed in the making of these puppets.

Duane Geppetto

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Sent on July 6, 2021
Hi All,
String Theory.
Ye Olde Duane

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Sent on July 5, 2021

Hi All,

A scatilogical serenade in three acts!
Dr. Duanus
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Sent on July 1, 2021
Hi All,
Don’t play with sharp instruments.
Dr. Duanus

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Sent on June 24th, 2021

Hi All,
Fotograpik by a fotografiker, circa 2011.
Never before seen by human eyes!
Olde Duane of Yore

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Sent on June 18, 2021

Hi All,
Look and listen!  Oberon’s Opera!
Ye Olde Duane
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Send on June 16, 2021
Hi All,
Move over Mickey.
Duane Mouse

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Sent on June 11, 2021

Hi All,
What is the Universe?
Doctor Duanus

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Sent on June 3, 2021

Hi All,
I pretend to be me, who do you pretend to be?
Dr. Duanus

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Sent on May 26, 2021

Dear All,
Summer’s here my dear.
Hug a pig and a naughty kid and stay away from trouble.
Dr. Duanus

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Sent on May 21, 2021

Dear All,
Cho Cho San says hello.
Duane

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Sent May 11, 2021

Hello All,
Kids are no damn good.
Except for me.
Duane

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Sent April 23, 2021

Hi All,
Nothing is what it appears to be.
Ye Olde Duane

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Sent on April 14, 2021

Dear All,
Here birdie, here birdie!
Duane “Alfred” Michals
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Sent on April 9, 2021
Dear All,
Morandi was a dandy.
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on March 30, 2021
Hi All,
Venice the menace.
Duane

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Sent on March 26, 2021

Hi All,

Boom, boom, Baudelaire.

https://vimeo.com/529082610

Ye Olde Duane of Yore
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Sent on March 22, 2021
Hi All,
Andy was dandy!
Ye Olde Duane

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Sent on March 10, 2021

Hi All,
Cold, colder, coldest…
Ye Olde Duane
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Sent on March 5, 2021

Dear All,
Wake up!
Duane

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Sent on February 26, 2021

Hi All,
Failed fables of mind music.
Ye Olde Duane

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Sent on February 23, 2021

Hi All,
Much a doo doo about nothing.
Ye Olde Duane

Fearofnothing.pdf

 

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Sent on February 16, 2021

Hi All,
Don’t try this at home.
Duane’s Dick’s Trick

RICKDICK.pdf

 

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Sent on February 10, 2021

Hi All,
I did not write this.
Duane

CameraObscura.pdf

 

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Sent on February 5, 2021

Dear All,
I’m going down for the count!
Ye Olde Duane

stimmansgym.pdf

 

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Sent on February 3, 2021

Hi!
A fart, is a fart, is a fart.

Ye Olde Duane of Yore

An Ode to Donald and Melanoma.pdf

 

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Sent on January 29, 2021

Hello,
Don’t look inside.
Duane

maninsuitcase.pdf

 

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Sent on January 25, 2021

Dear all,
A Whitman windfall.
Duane

Waltwhitman.pdf

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Sent on January 15, 2021

Howdy!

Duane

texas.pdf

 

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Sent on January 11, 2021

Hi,

You’ll all be wearing this next year.

Dr. Duanus

fashion.pdf

 

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Sent on January 5, 2021

Dear All,

Go, yes, NO.

1.5.21

Duane

goyesno.pdf

 

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Sent on December 29, 2020

Dear All,

It was her flaw that made her exquisite and saved her from the banality of perfection.

Dr. Duanus

annabellasflaw.pdf

 

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Sent on December 23, 2020

Dear All,

Merry Xanadu!

https://vimeo.com/494265412

S. Michals

 

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Sent on December 17, 2020

Dear All,

Fart art.

Duane “The Artful Dodger” Michals

Eye_Collect.pdf

 

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Sent on December 7, 2020

Hi All,

Quickie quantum.

Ye Olde Duane

quantum.pdf

 

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Sent on November 25, 2020

Dear All,

This is not about you.

gobble gobble,

Dr. Duanus

Time_and_Vanity.pdf

 

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Sent on November 23, 2020

Dear All,

Sign on the dotted line.

Dr. Duanus

Seurat.pdf

 

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Sent on November 17, 2020

Dear All,

Home sweet home.

Sonny (aka Dr. Duanus)

House.pdf

 

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Sent on November 11, 2020

Dear All,

Mirror mirror on the wall

Dr. Duanus is the fairest of us all.

Dr. Duanus sunauD .rD

mirrors.pdf

 

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Sent on November 4, 2020

Attention!

Now it can be told!

I’m announcing to the world that I am gay.

I’m here, I’m queer, get use to it!

The Delightful Delirious Duane

Poofster.pdf

 

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Sent on October 28, 2020

To occupant or current tenant….

Dr. Duanus

Letters.pdf

 

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Sent on October 22, 2020

Dear All,

God Bless America!

Uncle Sandwich

Politics.pdf

 

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Sent on October 16, 2020

Hello All,

2 + 2 = 5

Dr. Duanus

nonsequitor.pdf

 

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Sent on October 6, 2020

Dear All,

“I am dying, Egypt, dying.”

-Mark Antony

Antony and Cleopatra (IV, xv, 41)

William Shakespeare

Duane of the Nile

Egypt.pdf

 

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Sent on September 30, 2020

Dear All,

Beauty and the Beast, noblesse oblige.

Dr. Duane DeLovely

Beauty.pdf

 

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Sent on September 24, 2020

Hi All,

Man oh man, Manet.

Ye Olde Duane

Manet.pdf

 

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Sent on September 22, 2020

Dear all,

The only hope is to vote.

Ye Olde Duane

DumpTrump.pdf

 

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Sent on September 18, 2020

Dear All,

ADAD

Ye Olde Dada

Dada.pdf

 

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Sent on September 15, 2020

Hi All,

Go Steelers!

Duane the Mckeesport Kid

Pittsburgh.pdf

 

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Sent on September 9, 2020

Dear All,

Paint the town red!

Ye Olde Artiste Supérieure

Phartography.pdf

 

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Sent on September 2, 2020

Hi All,

Tanks for nothin.

Ye Olde Lt. Mike

UncleSamWantsYou.pdf

 

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Sent on August 28, 2020

Dear All,

You are what you don’t wear.

Ye Olde Duane

Fasionista.pdf

 

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Sent on August 25, 2020

Dear All,

Fancy this.

Ye Olde Duane

Japonisma.pdf

 

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Sent on August 21, 2020

Dear All,

Experienced photographer looking for work.

Ye Olde Duane

ThePhotoWorker.pdf

 

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Sent on August 17, 2020

Dear All,

Do not pet the poison ivy.

Mr. Green Thumb

AStrollThroughtheGardenintheRain.pdf

 

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Sent on August 10, 2020

Dear All,

What time is it?

Duane

theticktockoftime.pdf

 

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Sent on August 6, 2020

Hi All,

Something for everyone!

Duane

Omnibus.pdf

 

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Sent on July 31, 2020

Ladies and Gents!

SHOWTIME!

Life is a three ring circus!

Duane

thesecretcircus.pdf

 

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Sent on July 30, 2020

Dear All,

I am the new eighth age of man. GOOFY.

Duane

sevenagesofman.pdf

 

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Sent on July 28, 2020

Dear All,

I found religion.

Duane

immuchnicerthangod.pdf

 

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Sent on July 24, 2020

Dear All,

Sweet dreams.

Duane

KAFKASDREAM.pdf

 

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Sent on July 23, 2020

Dear All,

I salute my heroes!

Duane

Genius.pdf

 

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Sent on July 15, 2020

Dear All,

Next year you will all be wearing these hats!

Oooh la la!

Duane

monsieurdirk.pdf

 

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Sent on July 13, 2020

Dear Friends,

Grab your togas!

Check out this retelling of The Odyssey by me.

I, Dr. Duanus

theodysseyofdrduanus.pdf

 

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Sent on July 7, 2020

Dear All,

Here’s a little catnip.

Meow meow!

Ye Olde Duane

SmokingPussy.pdf

 

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Sent on July 1, 2020

Dear All,

“Not us!”

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

Duane

Sarajevo.pdf

 

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Sent on June 29, 2020

Dear All,

Phoetry #5

ABOUT JACK

Now it can be told. A true story.

Duane

AboutJack.pdf

 

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Sent on June 25, 2020

Dear All,

Merry Christmas.

Ye Olde Duane

littlewilhelmina.pdf